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Anonymous asked:

Show ass and we'll touch grass 😛

Pay me ☺️

Anonymous asked:

Will there be an annual booty pic this summer? Please and thank you 🙏

Touch grass

Anonymous asked:

Where'd you go, slut?

Who knows babe

Anonymous asked:

At 3:35am I was drifting off to sleep, couldn’t have been more than a single second from falling over and I was shot awake by this violent and sharp sound of a single smoke alarm beep. I was so disorientated that I honestly still don’t know if the sound was even real. I check my phone for the time and I see I have notifications from your blog. Now I don’t know who the fuck you are or why I’m getting notifications for your tumblr but I clicked on, and I seen you. I’m not sure what happened to my brain in that strange moment but it was like I temporarily fell in love. You are just so so pretty. Anyways I managed to get back to sleep an hour later and eventually dreamt of you and James Spader, the actor, being involved in a martial arts fight to decide the fate of the world. Was a fun experience overall.

I don’t even know if this is spam or the sweetest message I’ve ever received